2018 NBA Finals Preview

Déjà Vu.

After a First Round that saw many close games and even a couple of upsets, the NBA Playoffs once again fell into the same cycle of predictability we have come to know it by for the last five years. That predictability has resulted in history being made once again with the NBA Finals featuring the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors for the fourth straight season, a previously unheard of feat. 

In the Cleveland Cavaliers, what you have is a Rolls Royce driving around with spare tires. LeBron James has had a postseason that could quite possibly go down as the best an individual player has ever had, averaging 34 points, 9 rebounds, and nearly 9 assists per game while shooting 58 percent from the field. Not a single player on the Cavaliers has averaged more than 15 points per game this postseason other than Janes. The only player who comes close to this mark is stretch big man Kevin Love, who has only averaged just below 14 points per game this postseason, and his health remains a serious question mark after suffering another concussion in the Eastern Conference Finals.

LeBron has carried the Cavs kicking and screaming to the NBA Finals, his historic eighth straight appearance. LeBron hit a clutch game winner in game five and had a heroic game seven in the First Round against a more cohesive team in the Indiana Pacers. He was able to put the Toronto Raptors back into extinction in a sweep that also featured an impossible game winner in game 3 of said series. He was able to overcome the youthful, superstar-less, but dynasty in the making Boston Celtics with a sixth straight game 7 win. LeBron James has all but ended the G.O.A.T. conversation with his historic postseason. Even if he loses in the Finals again and his record in such series falls to 3-6, who carries a team like his this far into the postseason? Only LeBron.

LeBron James has all but ended the G.O.A.T. conversation with his postseason run in 2018.

The Golden State Warriors mostly breezed by the first two rounds of the NBA Playoffs despite two time MVP Stephen Curry missing significant time due to injury. It was only when the Warriors ran into the Houston Rockets, a team built with the sole goal of defeating the Warriors, did they experience any hiccups. The Warriors squandered a double digit lead in game 4 of that series with a historically bad fourth quarter by scoring only 12 points, no thanks to a disappearing act by Kevin Durant. That same disappearing act occurred again in game 5, but then the injury gods smiled upon Golden State once again by taking away the Rockets’ best performing player in the series, Chris Paul. With Paul lost due to a hamstring injury, the Warriors overcame a 3-2 series deficit to defeat the Rockets in seven games, keeping their impending dynasty alive.

Last year, there were questions as to whether or not the Warriors could overcome the collapse of their 3-1 series lead in the 2016 Finals with the arrival of the talented, but at the time not reliable, Kevin Durant. Durant ended most of that doubt with a Finals MVP earning performance, as the offensive juggernaut disposed of LeBron and the Cavaliers in five games. With a far less talented Cavs team in the finals this year, the collective offensive firepower of future hall of famers Stephen Curry, Kay Thompson, Kevin Durant, and Draymond Green should be able to overcome injury concerns with supposed LeBron stopper (there is no such thing) in Andre Iguodala, the Finals MVP in 2015. It’ll take a superhuman LeBron James to keep the series competitive, and while he’s more than capable of answering the bell, the Warriors dynasty shall be cemented with their third championship in four years.

The Warriors have a chance at solidifying their dynasty in the 2018 NBA Finals.

Prediction: Warriors in 5.

Finals MVP: Stephen Curry.


NBA Eastern and Western Conference Finals Preview

Eastern Conference Finals: 4. Cleveland Cavaliers Vs. 1. Boston Celtics

The Boston Celtics have defied all odds in making it to the Eastern Conference Finals. Most had the Celtics DOA after prizes free agent signing Gordon Hayward suffered a gruesome leg injury minutes into the season, but other prized off-season acquisition Kyrie Irving was able to propel Boston to the top of Eastern Conference in his absence. If not at the beginning of the season, most people especially had the Celtics as good as dead after Irving was pronounced out for the season due to knee surgery. They kept winning.

This is a testament to the great coaching prowess of Brad Stevens, who has gotten the most out of his young roster and has made a strong case for not only being the Coach of the Year, but also the best coach in the league. Reserve players like Terry Rozier have made star turns this postseason, and the development of young talent like Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum have the Boston Celtics future decade long run at success all but a given. 

Boston Celtics Introduce Brad Stevens
Brad Stevens has quickly ascended to the top of the NBA coaching ranks and has the Celtics primed for a decade long run of success.

Unfortunately, they have now run into their reckoning: LeBron James. LeBron has carried the Cavaliers well beyond the point most of his detractors had him going, especially since it took a herculean 7 game effort from “The King” for the Cavs to beat the Indian Pacers in the First Round. Very few had them beating the first seeded Toronto Raptors in the Conference Semifinals despite owning them the past two postseasons. James and the Cavs swept the Raptors and now have them partaking in an overhaul in their leadership. 

Even if the Cavs role players revert back to struggling like they did in the First Round, Boston is too young to dethrone “The King”. The likes of Brown and Tatum are no match for James, and much like how LeBron renamed the city of Toronto “LeBronto” in the Conference Semifinals, Boston will be renamed “LeBoston” after yet another dominant series against the Celtics and reach his eighth straight NBA Finals. 

Much like he did against Toronto, LeBron James will re-name yet another city en route to his eight straight NBA Finals appearance.

Prediction: Cavaliers in 5.


Western Conference Finals: 2. Golden State Warriors Vs. 1. Houston Rockets

The current makeup of the Houston Rockets was constructed by analytically driven general manager Daryl Morey in an attempt to not only be the top team in the Western Conference, but to dethrone the Golden State Warriors as the Western Conference Champions. So far, the Rockets have accomplished the first step, as they have home court advantage over the Warriors after winning a franchise record 65 games in the regular season. 

The latter half of Morey’s master plan can accomplish its final goal in this upcoming series. Despite some hiccups, the Rockets have blasted past their playoff competition in convincing fashion, with a 50 point quarter in the first round and a close out performance of the ages from off-season acquisition Chris Paul, who has thrived along with the presumed MVP of the league James Harden. Houston is confident heading into the series, as center Clint Capela boasted the Rockets are better than the Warriors back in January after defeating them twice in their three meetings this season. 

General Manager Daryl Morey acquired Chris Paul in the off-season as an attempt to take out the Golden State Warriors.

If the postseason play of the Warriors against the San Antonio Spurs and the New Orleans Pelicans is any indication, Houston shouldn’t be. Despite Stephen Curry not playing for over a month, including the First Round of the playoffs, he has been seamlessly reinserted into the lineup and Golden State looks as unstoppable as ever. Kevin Durant has more than picked up the slack, and continues to be the cherry on top of the already stacked sundae the Warriors have served for the last four seasons. 

Head coach Steve Kerr commented on how he felt about his team heading into the much anticipated match-up against Houston, saying he feels comfortable with where they’re out because his players have rings on their fingers. While it’ll definitely be an offensive fireworks show, one cannot blackout memory of Rockets superstar James Harden failing to get off a game winning shot and falling to the floor in Game 2 of the 2015 Western Conference Finals. He and Houston are built better to compete three years later, but it won’t be enough to execute the second part of their master plan. 

Stephen Curry and head coach Steve Kerr aren’t fazed by the “new and improved” Houston Rockets.

Prediction: Warriors in 6.

The Toronto Raptors: A Legacy of Extinction

Toronto’s postseason underachieving is unrivaled.

Ahh the Toronto Raptors, a team birthed due to the popularity of the 1993 Steven Spielberg film “Jurassic Park” as part of the NBA’s thirst for the Canadian dollar. To be fair, I myself used to be a fan of this team when I was younger due to their logo and exciting superstar players. In their beginnings, the Raptors were just another expansion franchise struggling to remain relevant. In the early and mid 2000s, the Raptors were a bonafide fringe contdender. They have mistakenly taken this status and have attempted to sneak into the NBA’s Contenders Club with a fake I.D. Let’s revisit their franchise’s history.

1994: The Raptors are born due to then NBA Commissioner David Stern’s Manifest Destiny expansion into Canada along with the Vancouver Grizzlies. In a press conference in which the team’s name and logo were introduced, their first General Manager and partial owner, NBA legend Isiah Thomas, pops out of the team’s logo like a supervillian ready to inflect misery and sadness onto the city of Toronto.

Isiah Thomas began as the team’s first GM and part owner in their darkest days.

1995-1996 Season: After a debut home win against the then New Jersey Nets, the first season for the Raptors goes as anticipated as the team struggles immensely on the court under the guidance of first year coach Brendan Malone. They somehow inexplicably beat the 72 win Chicago Bulls en route to an 21-61 season and start off an endangered species. There is promise, however, as the team boasts NBA Rookie of the Year Damon Stoudamire, who averages 19 points and 9 assists per game, and drafts UMass center Marcus Camby with the second pick in the absolutely stacked 1996 NBA draft. Next year should be an improvement.

Damon Stoudamire won Rookie of the Year honors in the Raptor’s inaugural season.

1996-1997 Season: The Raptors don’t make the playoffs but improve to 30 wins under new head coach Darell Walker. Marcus Camby averages nearly 15 points per game while Damon Stoudamire averages 20 points and nearly 9 assists per game. They also select a raw but talented high schooler in Tracy McGrady with the ninth pick in the 1997 NBA Draft. The next season should see contention for a playoff spot.

Toronto Raptors v Sacramento Kings
Marcus Camby and Damon Stoudamire looked to be the future of Toronto.

1997-1998 Season: The Raptors suffer a catastrophic set-back, finishing 16-66 and remain extinct. Head coach Darell Walker is fired mid-season and is replaced by Butch Carter. The team blows it up mid-season by trading away Damon Stodaumire to the Trailblazers. Toronto continues their reshuffling in the offseason by trading away Marcus Camby to the New York Knicks in exchange for tough-guy veteran Charles Oakley and mid-season acquisition Chauncey Billups is traded to the Denver Nuggets. The good news for the team is that they are able to swindle the hapless Golden State Warriors in the 1998 NBA Draft by trading forh overall pick Antwan Jamison for Tracy McGrady’s high-flying cousin, Vince Carter, the fifth overall pick. 1998 should see brighter days.

Despite another 60 loss season, the Raptors acquisition of Vince Carter gave the franchise hope.

1998-1999 Season: Carter is able to reignite the fanbase with his tremendous leaping ability and wins Rookie of the Year by averaging 18 points per game as Toronto becomes the land of “Vin-sanity”. Players like McGrady steadily improve and the Raptors finish 23-27 in a lockout shortened season. Just imagine if this team had a full season to gel, they would surely be able to make the playoffs. The new millennium should see the Raptors rise from extinction and capture their first playoff birth.

Vince Carter’s high flying dunks reignited the fanbase.

1999-2000 Season: The Raptors combination of savy veterans like Oakley and Kevin Willis and young guns in Carter and McGrady lead them to a franchise best 45 wins. The Raptors put themselves further on the map due to Carter’s Slam Dunk Contest win at the 2000 All-Star Game. They develop a unique home-court advantage in their first full season at the Air Canada Centre as basketball fever intesnifies in Canada. Sure, they’re the sixth seed in the Eastern Conference and are facing the defending conference champion New York Knicks in the first round, but maybe they can shock the world.

Carter won the 2000 Dunk Contest in spectacular fashion.

2000 NBA Playoffs: The Raptors are slapped around by Latrell Sprewell and the Knicks and are swept in three games. Head coach Butch Carter is blamed for this failure and is fired and replaced by coaching legend Lenny Wilkens. Sure, the team loses T-Mac to the Orlando Magic in the offseason but have gained more veteran leadership in Antonio Davis and draft Michigan State National Champion Morris Peterson in the first round of the 2000 NBA Draft. Next year will be their year.

The Raptors were swept in their first ever playoff appearance in 2000.

2000-2001 Season: See?! The Raptors win a franchise best 47 games and make the playoffs as the fifth seed in the Eastern Conference. Vince Carter officially solidifies himself as a superstar by averaging 27 points per game, good for fifth in the league. They can enact revenge on those darn Knickerbockers in the first round.

2001 saw Carter finish fifth in the NBA in points per game and the Raptors have their best Season.

2001 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: The Raptors battle back from a 2-1 series deficit and defeat the Knicks in Madison Square Garden in a deciding Game Five. Savor this moment Toronto, it won’t come around very often. Their reward? A date with the Allen Iverson led 76ers in the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals.

The Raptors got revenge on the Knicks in the First Round of the 2001 Eastern Conference Playoffs.

2001 Eastern Conference Semifinals: The Raptors battle valiantly against the Sixers but lose a heartbreaking Game Seven in which Vince Carter misses a fade-away jumper that would’ve won the game. Maybe Carter would’ve had more energy if he hadn’t attended his college graduation ceremony earlier that day. But who can be mad at this? Toronto exceeded expectations and Vinsanity will have plenty of cracks at the playoffs. Better luck next year!

Carter missed the game-winning shot in the Raptors biggest game in franchise history at the time.

2001-2002 Season: Toronto becomes the last stop on Hakeem “The Dream” Olajuwon’s retirement tour in the hopes it will turn them into a true contender. After a 29-21 start, the Raptors lose 17 of 18 games, including 13 in a row, but bounce back with a 9 game winning streak and finish the season 42-40, good for the seventh seed in the Eastern Conference. Vince Carter struggles with a knee injury throughout the season which causes him to miss the 2002 NBA Playoffs. They face an offensively challenged Detroit Pistons squad in the First Round, so maybe they have a miracle in them and can get Carter back for a long playoff run if they win the series.

Carter missed time due to injury in 2002, including the playoffs.

2002 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: The Raptors cannot overcome the loss of Carter and lose in five games to the Pistons. But a healthy Vince next year should be just what the doctor ordered for next season.

The Raptors could not overcome the loss of Vinsanity against the Pistons.

2002-2003 Season: The Raptors are sent back to the Stone Age with a 24-58 record.Carter becomes injury prone as he is limited to 43 games due to his previous knee injury. Lenny Wilkens is fired and replaced by Kevin O’Neil. Toronto is able to secure the fourth overall pick in the 2003 NBA Draft and select Georgia Tech standout Chris Bosh as the next Raptors superstar. Next year the Raptors should emerge from their seeming extinction.

The Raptors drafted Chris Bosh with the fourth pick in the legendary 2003 NBA Draft.

2003-2004 Season: Nope. The Raptors win only eight games after the All-Star break due to injuries and finish 33-49. Chris Bosh shows promise in his rookie season as his superstar turn looms. Kevin O’Neil is fired and replaced by Sam Mitchell in the offseason. While Carter has a bounce back year, he becomes frustrated with upper management, fearing the Raptors won’t build a contender.  This probably won’t end well.

Bosh and Carter could not lead the Raptors back to the playoffs in the 2003-2004 season.

2004-2005 Season: Vince Carter plays just 20 games and is traded to the then New Jersey Nets in exchange for scraps, including an embarrassing saga in which the team buys out Alonzo Mourning’s contract and then states he did not meet the medical conditions to be cleared to play. Mourning plays for the Miami Heat later that season. Although Chris Bosh continues to improve and is now the team’s de facto superstar, the players openly clash with each other and head coach Sam Mitchell and finish 33-49. Extinction continues.

2005-2006 Season: Another meteor hits the Air Canada Centre and the Raptors suffer extinction yet again by finishing 27-55. Chris Bosh improves but gets injured. The also team falls victim to Kobe Bryant’s 82 point game masterpiece in a contest in late January. They are able to secure the first pick the 2007 NBA Draft and select the promising Andrea Bargnani from Italy and acquire T.J. Ford and Rašo Nesterović in the offseason. Maybe these moves made by newly appointed general manager Bryan Colangelo can turn this franchise around quickly.

The Raptors won the Draft Lottery for the first time in franchise history and selected Andrea Bargnani from Italy with the first pick in the 2007 NBA Draft.

2006-2007 Season: Toronto emerges from the Stone Age and wins the Atlantic Division by tying their franchise record 47 wins and finish with the third seed in the Eastern Conference. Bosh averages career highs with 22.6 points and 10.7 rebounds per game. Andrea Bargnani shows flashes of being a dangerous stretch forward for years to come. Head coach Sam Mitchell and GM Bryan Colangelo win Coach of the Year and Executive of the Year awards respectively. They have a chance at revenge by taking out ex-franchise player Vince Carter and the Nets in the first round. Does someone smell a playoff series win for the first time in six years?

The team poses with NBA Coach of the Year winner Sam Mitchell.

2007 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: The Raptors cannot solve the rubik’s cube known as the Nets veteran leadership led by future hall of famer Jason Kidd and lose in six games to that darn “Vin-sanity” guy. But the Nets have been through this routine before, practice makes perfect and the Raptors should be able to build upon their success next season.

oronto Raptors v New Jersey Nets, Game 6
The Raptors fell victim to Carter and the Nets in the First Round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs.

2007-2008 Season: The Raptors trend backwards despite another All-Star season from Chris Bosh and finish 41-41. They sneak into the playoffs as the seventh seed and face an upstart Orlando Magic team with a promising young big man in Dwight Howard. Perhaps this is Bosh’s moment to prove he is the big man on campus in the East?

2008 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: Orlando works their Magic and transports the Raptors back to the stone age by defeating them in five games. Chris Bosh turns out not to be the kryptonite to Orlando’s Superman, Dwight Howard, and the team decides to go all-in during the offseason by acquiring the services of former All-Star Jermaine O’Neal from the Indiana Pacers to help bolster their frontcourt. Next year is their year to rise from the ashes!

Orlando Magic v Toronto Raptors
The Raptors were no match for Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic in the First Round of the 2008 NBA Playoffs.

2008-2009 Season: The team gets off to a disappointing 8-9 start, head coach Sam Mitchell is blamed for this underachieving and is fired and replaced by Jay Triano. The Jermaine O’Neal experiment does not work and he is traded mid-season to the Miami Heat for another former All-Star in Shawn Marion. This experiment also does not work as the Raptors finish 33-49 and wastes another career year from Chris Bosh. Toronto may be back in the desolate Stone Ages but they draft USC superstar and high-flyer DeMar DeRozan with the ninth pick in the 2009 NBA Draft in the hopes he will be the next Vince Carter. They also steal Hedo Türkoğlu away from the Portland Trailblazers and totally reconstruct their roster. With the final year of Chris Bosh’s contract looming large, they have better be good in order to keep Bosh in Canadia.

2009-2010: The Raptors miss the playoffs yet again with a 40-42 record and waste Chris Bosh’s best season as a pro. He chooses to join forces with Dwayne Wade and LeBron James (*remember this name) to form “The Big Three” in Miami with the Heat in the offseason. Oof.

The Raptors were spurned by Chris Bosh as he migrated South to Miami in 2010.

2010-2011 Season: Andrea Bargnani has a career year and DeMar DeRozan improves mightily. This does not save them from extinction as they are absolutely devastated by Bosh’s spurning and finish 22-60. But there is hope, as Jay Triano is fired as coach and is replaced by Dwane Casey, a longtime assistant coach who devised the defensive game plan against LeBron James in the 2011 NBA Finals to make him look weak and secure the Dallas Maverick’s first NBA Championship. The Raptors won’t remain in the Stone Age for long.

The Raptors struggled immensely in the 2010-2011 season.

2011-2012 Season: Toronto remains extinct in a strike shortened season and finishes 23-43. Chris Bosh wins his first title with the Miami Heat, a reminder of what could have been.

Coach Dwane Casey was brought in to rebuild the franchise into a winner.

2012-2013 Season: The Raptors now boasts an intriguing backcourt of DeMar DeRozan and journeyman Kyle Lowry but finish the season 34-48. General Manager Bryan Colangelo steps down and is replaced by his protege Masai Ujiri. They ship that underachieving first overall pick in Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks in exchange for role players that should provide depth that will carry them back into the postseason. In other news, Chris Bosh wins his second straight championship with the Miami Heat. Yet another reminder of what could have been.

Chris Bosh celebrates his 2nd straight title win in Miami.

2013-2014 Season: What a turnaround! The Raptors win a franchise record 48 games and win the Atlantic Division yet again. DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry have career years averaging over 22 and 17 points per game respectively. They can get revenge on those darn Nets coached by Jason Kidd residing in Brooklyn now in the First Round as the third seed in the Eastern Conference. Let’s go!!

Masai Ujiri speaks to the Raptors fans at the team’s playoff rally ahead of the 2014 NBA Playoffs.

2014 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: Raptors GM Masai Ujiri decides the best time to piss off the veteran savy Nets consisting of a washed up Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce by screaming “@#$% Brooklyn!” at a fan rally prior to Game 1 at home. The Raptors lose this game but bounce back to take a 3-2 series lead. They proceed to lose Game 6 on the road and choke like dogs by losing Game 7 at home. So much for homecourt advantage. Maybe the Raptors and Ujiri will learn from this failure and actually win a playoff series for the first time in over a decade next year.

The Raptors underachieved against the Nets and lost the deciding Game 7 at home.

2014-2015 Season: The Raptors are even better off. They win a franchise record 49 games, their second consecutive Atlantic Division title as DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry continue to wreck havoc on the league’s backcourts. Toronto finishes with the fourth seed in the Eastern Conference and face another team with a backcourt tandem of John Wall and Bradley Beal in the Randy Whitman coached Washington Wizards. This is their time!

2015 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: Savy veteran Paul Pierce unfortunately now plays for the Wizards and plays mind games with the Raptors by saying Toronto doesn’t have “it.” Loudmouth GM Masa Ujiri takes the bait yet again at another fan rally prior to Game 1 at home proceeds to say “We don’t give a @#$% about ‘it’!”. The Raptors proceed to get swept. Guess the Raptors don’t have “it” after all.

Paul Pierce got the best of Masai Ujiri and the Raptors for the second year in a row in 2015.

2015-2016 Season: This should be the year for Toronto. Sure they overpaid for players like DeMarre Carroll and Corey Joseph but the two guard tandem of DeRozan and Lowry have career years by averaging over 23 and 21 points per game respectively. Tornoto finishes with the second seed in the Eastern Conference by posting a franchise best 56 wins. Sure, we’ve heard this story the previous two seasons, but this year is different.

2016 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: Tell me if you’ve hear this one before… The Raptors blow Game 1 at home against the seventh seeded Pacers. They manage to bounce back and take a 3-2 series lead, but then lose what could’ve been a series-clinching Game 6 on the road and must play a deciding Game 7 at home. As Toronto fans proceed to get their liquor to drown their impending sorrow, the Raptors shock everyone and win their first playoff series since 2001. Only took them fifteen years. Indiana isn’t the powerhouse they once were though so this is nothing to brag about. Next up are the three seeded Chris Bosh-less Miami Heat whose best players are a declining Dwayne Wade and Joe Johnson. The Conference Semifinals should be a breeze.

2016 Eastern Conference Semifinals: Tell me if you’ve heard this one before… The Raptors blow Game 1 at home, again. They manage to bounce back and take a 3-2 series lead but proceed to once again lose a series clinching Game 6 on the road. Toronto fans are hopeful but keep their hands on handles of alcohol just in case. They proceed to drink it in celebration as the Raptors take out those pesky Heat. The series lasted longer than it should have but they’ve moved past their choking and extinct reputation. Next up is LeBron James and the first seeded Cavaliers. They’re projected to be moped up but maybe they can shock the world.

2016 Eastern Conference Finals: The Raptors participate in the first six game sweep in NBA history and get smacked around by LeBron and the Cavs. You finally lived up to expectations, have a participation banner. Next year you’ll learn from this lesson and come back with a vengeance.

The Raptors were no match for King James in the 2016 Eastern Conference Finals.

2016-2017 Season: Despite rumors of returning home to Los Angeles, Toronto re-signs DeMar DeRozen to a five-year, $139 million contract in the hopes of gearing for another championship run in the face evidence their two guard tandem can’t win a title. Unfortunately, the Raptors fall behind the emerging superpower in the Boston Celtics in their own division despite trading for Serge Ibaka mid-season and finish with the third seed in the Eastern Conference with a record of 51-31. The tag-team of DeRozan and Lowry once again have career years and take on a raw but young Milwaukee Bucks squad in the First Round. Their experience of making it to the Conference Finals should enable them to dispose of these deer.

2017 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: To no one’s surprise, the Raptors blow Game 1 at home and fall into a 2-1 series deficit at the hands of “The Greek Freak”, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and head coach Jason Kidd. Miraculously, the dinos awaken from their impending extinction and win the next three games to finish off the deer in six games. Up next is a chance at revenge with LeBron and the Cavs, who have struggled all season with consistency. This is their time.

2017 Eastern Conference Semifinals: LeBron James owns Drake’s dinos and sends them back to the stone age. The Raptors don’t even win a game against the Cavs this time and are swept.

Serge Ibaka, P.J. Tucker, LeBron James
The Raptors don’t even win a playoff game against the Cavs the next season.

2017-2018 Season: The Raptors decide to re-sign Serge Ibaka to a three-year, $65 million contract in the hopes there is something to build upon with him anchoring the frontcourt. They also re-sign Kyle Lowery to a three-year, $100 million contract with the intent of dismantling the definition of insanity despite more mounting evidence their two guard tandem cannot defeat LeBron. The team, however, soars to new heights by winning a franchise record 59 games and finish with the number one seed in the Eastern Conference. The team has depth that is built to carry them past their postseason shortcomings in CJ Miles, Fred VanVleet, Pascal Siakam, and OG Anunoboy. Even Drake releases hit single “God’s Plan” during the season and Toronto believes it is indeed the lord’s plan for them to finally make it to the NBA Finals. Sure they lose their final two games to the LeBron and the Cavs but those were on the road, and they face an imploding Washington Wizards team whom they can enact revenge on. Someone may be shedding their choker label this year!

2018 Eastern Conference Playoffs, First Round: The two guard tandem of DeRozan and Lowry stupidly put unnecessary pressure on themselves by saying Game 1 at home is like a Game 7 due to their franchise’s woes in home game 1s. They somehow win their first two games at home, proceed to drop the next two on the road, and overcome this adversity by beating the Wizards in six games. They get to face LeBron and the Cavs in the conference semifinals, and Bron Bron is exhausted from carrying the team on his back in a hotly contested first round series against the Indiana Pacers. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS HAS TO BE THE YEAR!!

2018 Eastern Conference Semifinals, Game 1: The Raptors are up by as many as 14 in the second half. It is destiny… for them to miss their final 11 shots in regulation and lose in overtime despite LeBron not scoring a single point in the extra period. The look on the Raptors faces is one of distraught, as if they lost Game 7 of the NBA Finals at home. But they can bounce back, right?

The Raptors looked devastated after choking away Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.

2018 Eastern Conference Semifinals, Game 2: Despite scoring 63 first half points, the Raptors are sent back to the stone age by LeBron James’ fadeaway jumper extravaganza in the second half as he scores 43 points. Toronto is aptly re-branded LeBronto as the Raptors seem to have no answers. But they’ll put up a fight on the road, right?

2018 Eastern Conference Semifinals, Game 3: The Raptors are down by 14 points entering the fourth quarter and DeMar DeRozen is struggling to the point coach Dwane Casey must bench him. But by god, the Raptors battle back and tie the game at 103 with 8 seconds left after a clutch 3-pointer made by OG Anunoboy. This must be Drake’s “God’s Plan” being put into action… if by that you mean Dwane Casey is out-coached by Cavaliers coach Tyronn Lue, who draws up a full court play that enables LeBron to go coast-to-coast and sink a game winning floater off the backboard. “God’s Plan”? More like Bron’s Plan.

LeBron James’ game winning floater all but crushed the hopes and dreams of “We the North.”

2018 Eastern Conference Semifinals, Game 4: Coach Dwane Casey devises the brilliant game plan of benching Center Jonas Valanciunas for CJ Miles, DeMar DeRozan is ejected, Cleveland’s starters shoot nearly 69% from the field combined, and the endangered species known as the Raptors are put into extinction as they are whooped by the Cavs by 35 points. The Raptors show no fight and once again go out on a whimper at the hands of their owner, LeBron James. LeBronto Forever.

DeMar DeRozan was ejected in the Raptors 35 point loss in Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.



To be somewhat fair, not all NBA teams are created equal. The Raptors weren’t inserted into the NBA to become a true contender, their true purpose was to sell merchandise and toys to an untapped market. Even with the recent re-brand spearheaded by “Brand Ambassador” Drake, this continues to be their main selling point. They’ve experienced a turnstile at the head coaching position and have never capitalized on the superstars they’ve drafted like Vince Carter and Chris Bosh. Obviously, the Raptors are the most successful team to venture into Canada, as the Grizzlies moved to Memphis after just six seasons in Vancouver. But even the Grizzlies appeared in Conference Finals before the Raptors did, as the Grizzlies made it to the Conference Finals in the much tougher Western Conference in 2013, three years before the Raptors got there in the weaker Eastern Conference.

DeMar DeRozan may not be the player the Raptors hype him to be.

Toronto’s recent failures are due to stubbornness and fraudulence, as the team has continually relied upon DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry to carry them to the promise land when this over reliance has only led to their demise. If the Raptors hope to emerge as true contenders, they must blow up the current make-up of their roster and start all over. It is clear DeRozan and Lowry aren’t the guys to take them to the Finals, GM Masa Ujiri can’t keep his mouth shut, and coach Dwane Casey’s defensive scheme for LeBron has been rendered useless by “The King’s” ability to make fade-away jump shots ad-nauseam against them. Knowing the dinos, they will chose to continue living in the Stone Age, forever solidifying their status as pretender despite their regular season accolades. It is “Bron’s Plan” in LeBronto. “We The North” has become “We The Choke”. The Raptors’ legacy can be summed up in one word, one that relates to the team’s mascot and name: extinction.





NBA Playoffs: Conference Semifinals Preview

The east and west’s final four duke it out for the right to be in the NBA’s final four.

After a first round that saw some series have predictable results and others that were nothing short of shocking, we have reached the halfway point of the NBA Playoffs. While the Western Conference Semifinals have already gotten underway and should yield expected outcomes, the Eastern Conference Semifinals should prove to be a much more compelling watch.

Western Conference

2. Golden State Warriors V. 6. New Orleans Pelicans, GS leads series 1-0

Remember when the sky was falling due to the Warriors finishing the last seventeen games of the regular season 7-10? That proved to be an aberration, a team that was bored and wanted to play in the postseason already. Golden State blew past an over matched San Antonio team, and that was without their heart and soul, Stephen Curry. The Pelicans undoubtedly surprised most by sweeping the higher seeded Trailblazers in the first round, and with the emergence of Anthony Davis and the two guard combo of Drue Holiday and Rajon Rondo, looked like they could prove to be a worthy foe against the Warriors. If game one was any indication, the Pelicans may not be as strong as we thought they were. And with the impending return of Curry to the Warriors’ lineup, the Pelicans may be blown away in this series.


Prediction: Warriors in 5.

1. Houston Rockets V. 5. Utah Jazz, Hou leads series 1-0

The Jazz are a nice reminder that well built teams still exist in the NBA today after defeating the more talented Oklahoma City Thunder. The rise of rookie Donovan Mitchell is a sight to behold, and should the Jazz be able to keep the core of Mitchell, Ricky Rubio, and Rudy Gobert together a few more seasons, Utah could prove to be a contender for years to come. Unfortunately, their scrappy defense has nothing on Rockets MVP candidate James Harden, as Houston is the far more talented team and should dispose of the Jazz quickly, especially if Ricky Rubio is battling an injury.


Prediction: Rockets in 5.

Eastern Conference

2. Boston Celtics V. 3. Philadelphia 76ers

The Sixers have become the popular pick to emerge as the Eastern Conference representative in the NBA Finals after their series win over a Miami Heat team that was a shell of their former glory days. “The Process” seems to have panned out for young stars Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid, who dominated against Miami. They face a tough challenge in the Boston Celtics, however. Sure, it took them seven games to dispose of an underachieving Bucks team, but the fact this team was able to win a playoff series without star players Gordon Hayward and Kyrie Irving is a testament to Celtics coach Brad Steven’s coaching prowess, as he is able to get the most out of rotational players like Terry Rozier of all people. It’s a classic showdown reminiscent of the teams’ 1980s playoff showdowns, and is without question the most compelling of the remaining playoff series since it could go either way.


Prediction: Sixers in 7.

1. Toronto Raptors V. 4. Cleveland Cavaliers

The Raptors seemed to have gotten the monkey off their back after winning a tough series against a game Washington Wizards team, but now they must face their arch nemesis who has dominated them time after time: LeBron James. Sure, it took the Cavaliers seven games to beat a better constructed team in the Indiana Pacers, but the herculean effort of “The King” proves LeBron James is a team all by his lonesome. One can’t believe James’ supporting cast won’t show up at all for a second straight series, but LeBron’s path to the NBA Finals may prove to be more bumpy this season than previously anticipated.


Prediction: Cavaliers in 6.


2018 NBA Playoffs Preview: First Round

The road to the finals begins here.

After a long, arduous, and meaningless regular season that left many teams and their superstars decimated by injuries (*the exact opposite result the NBA and its players wanted after making the schedule more “player friendly”), the NBA Playoffs have finally arrived. For teams like the Houston Rockets and the Toronto Raptors, the postseason is their time to parlay their regular season success into showing everyone they’re the real deal. For teams like the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers, the postseason represents the switch that must be flipped from boredom of the regular season to becoming world beaters during the playoffs.

The first round of the playoffs sees some intriguing match-ups, but will we see any early round upsets that could shake-up the road to the NBA Finals? (*Before I forget, Pitbull’s “Timber” NBA Playoffs remix is the best NBA Playoffs anthem. Fight Me.*)

Eastern Conference

1. Toronto Raptors V. 8. Washington Wizards

Once again, the Raptors had an exceptional regular season, though they faltered late against playoff caliber competition. For their All-Star guards DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry, the postseason has been a place of struggle and misery over the last couple of years, as Lowry shoots under 40% from the field and DeRozan barely shoots above that mark. They face a Washington Wizards team that has been the epitome of Jekyll and Hyde this season, looking like a top NBA team with and without superstar guard John Wall, but also a bottom feeding underachiever as well. The Wizards swept the Raptors in first round of the playoffs back in 2015, and represent the worst possible match-up the Raptors could’ve had in the first round other than the Cavaliers.


Prediction: Raptors in 7.

2. Boston Celtics V. 7. Milwaukee Bucks

The fact the Celtics were able to be the 2nd seed in the East after prized free agent Gordon Hayward suffered a season ending leg injury five minutes into the season is a testament to the coaching prowess of head coach Brad Stevens. But the Celtics are in trouble now that other prized offseason acquisition, PG Kyrie Irving, is out for the season. The Celtics now have to rely upon young stars Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum to carry them to postseason success. While that should be enough to down “The Greek Freak”, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and the somewhat disappointing Bucks, it doesn’t bode well for prolonged postseason success.


Prediction: Celtics in 6.

3. Philadelphia 76ers V. 6. Miami Heat

People have started to “Trust the Process”, especially after the Sixers overshot even the most generous of expectations en route to a 52 win season. PG Ben Simmons looks like the rookie of the year, and C Joel Embiid should be able to regain his All-Star form if he’s healthy to return. The Heat may not have any superstar players of note, but they’re a gritty squad that will compete every game, and push the upstart Sixers enough for them to break a sweat.


Prediction: Sixers in 6.

4. Cavaliers V. 5. Indiana Pacers

If you had the Indiana Pacers winning 48 games after trading away Paul George, you’re lying. PG Victor Oladipo has revived his career back in his college stomping grounds, and is the front runner to win Most Improved Player of the Year. Had it not been for Raptors coach Dwane Casey and Rockets coach Mike D’Antoni, Pacers coach Nate McMillan would be the front runner for NBA Coach of the Year. None of this matters, as they face a man who is set to appear in his eighth straight NBA Finals, LeBron James. If you have any doubt whether he or the Cavaliers can flip the switch, LeBron has won 21 straight first round playoff games and has never lost a first round playoff series. One of those marks will end, but it won’t be the latter.


Prediction: Cavaliers in 5.

Western Conference

1. Houston Rockets V. 8. Minnesota Timberwolves

After 13 years, the Minnesota Timberwovles have finally made it back to the playoffs. For most of their franchise’s existence, they have been a playoff doormat. Even with the talent of C Karl-Anthony Towns, SG Jimmy Butler, and SF Andrew Wiggins, this narrative will not change against the Houston Rockets. The Rockets somehow made the pairing of PG Chris Paul and SG/ MVP candidate James Harden not just work, but excel to the point of being the NBA’s best team by far. Don’t let head coach Mike D’Antoni’s recent comments fool you, however, the Rockets know their season will be judged based on their postseason success. They’ll have dispatch the Timberwolves quickly in order to save themselves for a potential Western Conference Finals showdown against the Warriors.


Prediction: Rockets in 5.

2. Golden State Warriors V. 7. San Antonio Spurs

The Warriors limped to the finish line with a 7-10 record over their last seventeen games of the season, most of which were without two-time MVP and their heart and soul, Stephen Curry. Curry will be out for the first round of the playoffs due to a left-knee injury. Even with the talent of Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, and Draymond Green, the Warriors have fared poorly against playoff caliber competition. Fortunately for them, they get a Spurs team that seems to be on the brink of dysfunction. Head coach Gregg Popovich has done his best to keep the Spurs afloat without Kawhi Leonard, who missed all but nine games this season and has been clashing with Popovich over his recovery from his quad injury suffered last postseason. This is the exact team the Warriors needed to face to get their mojo back in time to defend their title.


Prediction: Warriors in 5.

3. Portland Trailblazers V. 6. New Orleans Pelicans

The Portland Trailblazers are who the Washington Wizards are supposed to be, only better. The All-Star backcourt of Damian Lillard and C.J. McCollum is near unstoppable, and their playoff experience in the early rounds should be enough to carry them on a longer postseason run this year. The Pelicans, however, have managed to get even better without C Demarcus Cousins, as Anthony Davis and his unibrow have carried the Pelicans to the playoffs for the first time since 2015. Davis is a match-up nightmare for the Blazers, but the backcourt of Rajon Rondo and Jrue Holiday won’t be enough to slow down the Trailblazers.


Prediction: Trailblazers in 6.

4. Oklahoma City Thunder V. 5. Utah Jazz

A team consisting of Mr. Triple Double (*for the second year in a row) Russell Westbrook, Paul George, and Carmelo Anthony seemed primed to finish better than the fourth seed in the Western Conference, but the team never quite jelled together and here we are. The Jazz, after starting the season 19-28, amped up their defense and went 29-6 to finish the season as one of the NBA’s hottest teams heading into the postseason. Led by Rookie of the Year candidate Donovan Mitchell, the Jazz are a team no one wants to face this postseason. But can Mitchell up his game even more to the point of taking down the talent filled Thunder? One has to think that is too tall a task for a rookie.


Prediction: Thunder in 7.